Act One Musical Numbers - Uptown Funk

‘Uptown Funk’ byMark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars

Boys sing ‘dohs’ BV

MERCUTIO:

This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin', whilen, livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty

MERCUTIO (with boys BV)

I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down

SINGERS and other girls enter.  All girls sing the ‘whoo’s

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
MERCUTIO: 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
 (all BOYS): 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
MERCUTIO: 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
ALL: Saturday night and we in the spot
MERCUTIO: Don't believe me just watch (come on)

Lots of BACKING VOCALS

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch (+ BOYS)
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch (+ GIRLS)
 (ALL) Hey, hey, hey, oh

MERCUTIO

Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it

ALL BOYS:

Take a sip, sign a check

ROMEO: (Whistles)

Volio, get the stretch

ALL BOYS:

Ride to Harlem, Hollywood
Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh dry skippy

MERCUTIO with BOYS

I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Bitch say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down

(Vocals as before)

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)

Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch (+ BOYS)
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch (+ GIRLS)
Hey, hey, hey, oh

MERCUTIO (BOYS backing vocals)

Before we leave
Lemmi tell y'all a lil' something
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up uh
I said uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up

Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it

BENVOLIO:

If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me

MERCUTIO with ROMEO and BENVOLIO

Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it

All BOYS
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot

MERCUTIO
Don't believe me just watch come on!

MERCUTIO with backing vocals

Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch (+ BOYS)
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch (+ GIRLS)
 (ALL) Hey, hey, hey, oh